The showmance that is Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, aka, Kimye is becoming much more of a spectacle than I ever imagined it to be. Between Kim’s “KW” earrings, Kanye’s appearance at several Kardashian get-togethers to Kim’s multiple walks of shame, I’ve had enough of this public display of affection.
Kanye’s latest faux pas of coming out with Kim with his pants half way down, showing us he’s got the right to bare thighs is way too forced to be real. So, I’m doing what I do best–making fun of the whole situation for your entertainment. So, here we go–five reasons why Kanye’s pants were down just way too far.
1. Easy Access
The obvious would be that Kimye needed a little hanky panky in the back of their luxurious ride and Kanye just forgot to pull his pants back up after Kim was done putting in work. But how come she looks so put together?
Kanye deems himself a trendsetter and he stays ahead of fashion’s curve and therefore was simply debuting a brand new way to rock your skinniest of jeans. So skinny, you can barely pull them up.
3. Way Too Cold
Kanye changed the name of one of his latest singles from, “Theraflu” to “Way Too Cold.” Kanye loves to be literal with his art, so he’s letting the song title live through him and wanted to feel what it’d be like to be “Way Too Cold.”
4. Sex Appeal
Ever heard of the “Booty Warrior?” Well, he explains that men that think sagging is a style are sadly mistaken. Sagging (in prison) is an open invitation for all the “booty warriors” out there that find men’s booties attractive. Kanye–you trying to tell us something?
5. Boxers or Briefs or…?
Kanye wanted us all to know that in the age-old question of boxers or briefs…he’s neither. Kanye’s a panty man and he’s proven that.
Or maybe I’m 100% wrong and this was Kanye’s initiation into the Kardashian Klan. What’s your theory on Kanye West’s bare thighs? Let’s discuss on Twitter @Rhapsodani.