D Cups & Up, You Get It Right? 19 Problems Only Busty Women Understand

Having large breasts isn’t all what it’s cracked up to be. While we look awesome most of the time and our full busts often gain the attention of many, there’s so many problems women with big breasts have. So many. Check out these problems that only busty women understand.

 

 

1. Finding a bra

This is just hard. There’s nothing else to say but Lord Jesus be a bra that fits PROPERLY!

2. Adjusting Yourself Always Looks Like An Invite…Or Porn

When you’re busty, there are several times throughout the day where you need to adjust. Sometimes that adjustment looks like flirtation…or porn. All we want to do is make sure our nipples aren’t cockeyed.

3. Victoria Is Keeping A Secret From You

The saddest thing in the world is that one of the most well-known sassy bra makers in the world doesn’t carry your size, so you’re forced to buy bras that come in boxes. Yes, boxes.

4. Baby Magnet

Babies light up when they catch a glimpse of your full milk jugs. You end up being the jerk that has to either ignore them, or pick them up and explain that your jugs are empty.

5. Sweatshirts Make You Look Fat

The sweatshirt trend was huge this past winter and speaking of huge…if your boobs are huge, you will look huge in a sweatshirt.

7. Strapless Bras

These things are your worst nightmare. Many of them seem to work when you first try them on, but when you go to actually wear it for your strapless dress, you quickly notice that your strapless bra is pointless and stupid and should die 1,000 deaths.

8. Sleeping Is A Fete

Tossing and turning is always the name of the game as you try to get your boobs in a comfy spot. On your tummy? Your boobs are trying to choke you. On your side?  On you back? Yur boobs hide in your armpit.

9. Suspenders?

Girl…BYE! You cannot wear those straps over your chest because…well, you just can’t. They’ll slide to the sides anyways.

10. You Need More Fabric

Many of your shirts fit everywhere, except your chest and you end up needing more fabric. Or you can always conveniently cut a slit into your shirt and appear more classy than ever.

11. Nothing Is More Important Than This Moment

You’ve thought about it since you left your house in the morning. Taking off that contraption that digs into your shoulders and back fat is the single most important moment of your day. I know, I know…every girl can’t wait to take off their bra, but when you’re busty, it’s the most important thing ever in your life. Ever.

12. Safety [NSFW]

We constantly compromise our own safety because the seat belt isn’t designed for us. It always slides either under or on top of our hefty racks.

13. Spillage

You will always spill something on the front of your shirt. So you’ll never successfully wear white, ever.

14. Bikinis Make You Look…Well, Slutty

Seriously. Bikinis are everything, but when us busty girls decide to put one on, we’re automatically looked at as if we’re easy. No fair!

15. Yoga Isn’t Your Friend

Certain yoga positions don’t lend themselves to the restrictions of tig ol’ bitties. Be careful ladies, because some of those bendy yoga positions are trying to kill you.

16. Running

You almost always need to grab your boobs in order to effectively run. I’m not talking about at the gym, because hopefully your 3 sports bras are doing their job. I’m talking about running to catch a bus, make it across the street for the light or if you see someone you haven’t seen in years and you’re trying to catch them. We have to hold them down!

17. Shaking Things

There’s no way you can shake anything without putting on a show. SMH. So, most times, we avoid juice. Those “Shake Well” messages give us anxiety.

18. People Assume They’re Fake

Big breasts do not always mean we’ve gone under the knife. Stop asking, “Are those yours?”

19. Back Pain

Back pain is so real when your jugs are heavy. Please know that 9 times out of 10, we’re in pain.

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